versaceslut:

when talking to an older guy on grindr/etc., one of the easiest ways to see if theyre willing to spend money on you is to wait until they tell you to come over and just say you dont have money for gas

if they say something like “oh well. next time then” stop talking to their cheap ass but if they dont and offer to pay, its time to see how far you can go with it

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tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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nahshaw:

2 young for david beckham and 2 old for his sons

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